Why does the laundry multiply but the socks divide?
Why does it take a bomb to wake the preschooler up on weekdays, but he's up at 5:30am on the weekends?
Why is it when you have a craving for something it's the one thing you forgot to get at the grocery store?
Why hasn't anyone invented a self cleaning refrigerator?
Why is it that with the ton of expensive toys my son has, his favorites are a half empty water bottle and a piece of string?
Why does it rain on weekends?
What is the right answer when some random person asks how you are and you really aren't ok?
Why do people's natural social boundaries collapse with children, pets and pregnant women? (No, I am not pregnant mom...)
Why do people write inane random lists of questions for the universe
