Book Review & Giveaway - Sitting on Cold Porcelain


I am pleased to be reviewing & giving away a copy of Rose A, Valenta's Sitting on Cold Porcelain as part of her Pump Up Your Book virtual tour


About Sitting on Cold Porcelain
Sitting on Cold PorcelainPolitical unrest. government scandal. corruption… extortion! What do all these things have in common? They are perfect targets for satire! In Sitting on Cold Porcelain, readers will find an amusing, perceptive, and laugh-out-loud take on the state of our country and our world, on celebrities and politicians, and all the news events that make us roll our eyes and groan.
Its satirical essays include “Giuliani’s Gaffe Could Qualify for Political Darwin Award,” “Rush Limbaugh: The Don Rickles of Radio,” “State of The Union 2010: Bitch-Slapping Congress,” “Islamic Cleric Declares Jihad on Mickey Mouse,” “Little Egypt to Run Against Sarah Palin,” and “Who Moved My Mascarpone?”
You will also find Rose’s hysterical consultations with her friend, Mrs. Giordano, a South Philadelphia Malocchio (evil eye) doctor. Mrs. Giordano bloviates in Italian and is the Italian equivalent to the ‘Numa Numa Guy’ in front of the TV when she watches The O’Reilly Factor.
My review:
I love Ms. Valenta's sense of humor!  This book, full of one to two paged morsels is a great escape when you have just a few minutes... I know she counsels that it's best read while Sitting on Cold Porcelain, but I kept it tucked into my purse for those inevitable waiting moments... like car rider lines and when sitting in the car waiting for my husband to finish work.  
Many of her topics are focused on modern political figures and issues, most of my favorite pieces came from historical and scientific perspectives... like "The Mona Lisa had High Cholesterol", which really tickled my funny bone and "Galileo Uprooted for an Eye Test"  
Each piece is a stand alone work that takes only minutes or seconds to read... making it the ideal gift for those with short attention spans or just people who like satirical humor.  This book is well written, thoughtful and a great quick read to keep for those short gaps when you really just want a quick, fun read... or when you're Sitting on Cold Porcelain!

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Meredith Miller · 742 weeks ago

I love the cover! I can relate, since I live in a house full of boys!

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Meredith Miller · 742 weeks ago

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This sounds really funny, I would love to read it.
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I would like to win because since the last national election I have been really trying to get involved in following politics and news, but it gets so depressing...maybe a satirical funny book would help me keep interested.
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sounds like a good read! would want to read some satirical politics
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I know Rose through online humor group The NetWits and know she is a funny person. I like to bring new books into my humor workshops to use as examples of good short humor writing. From the description this would be a perfect addition.
I would love to win a copy of this book. I have been known to write a bit of humor now and then, and I absolutely love to read it. The book sounds terrific.
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Connie Thomas · 741 weeks ago

Thank you for offering this book--I have been wanting to read it and it would make a great addition to my Kindle collection! I love my Kindle!!!! Thanks again!
I would like to win because I thik this woud be a fun book for my husband and I to read together. Thank you for the chance to win.

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I would like this book because I think it would be a fun book for my husband and I to read together. Thank you for the chance to win.

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I thin kit would be a good read for me this winter -
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Just think it would be a good read - thanks for the giveaway!
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The title and cover art look fun, would love to read this!
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Raven In A Blue Room · 740 weeks ago

I would like to win because I always love a good dose of humor

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