What This Mom Really Wants for Christmas
12 Nights of Sleeping
11 Loads of Laundry (ironed, folded and put away by someone else)
10 Lords a Sweeping (or kids - we're not picky)
9 nights of dancing (or dinner, or movies... like I said, we're not picky)
8 maids a cleaning (no cows here for milking, but they could do the grocery shopping too)
7 kids a bathing (who needs swans, but getting my 5 year old to take a bath... now that's a feat)
6 days of laying (on a beach somewhere)
5 Golden Rings (hey, jewelry is always appropriate)
4 Calling Friends
3 French manicures
2 Turtle boxes (you know the kind with the nuts and gooey centers)
and
a kid who's not in a tree...
But actually, I'll settle for:
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